Your group chat
is dead.
Nobody's typed in it since March. You could send a "hey" that gets left on read… or you could send Dave Thunder Down Under at 2pm on a Tuesday and watch six people come back to life.
Free on iOS & Android · 30 seconds to your first blast · no credit card, obviously
Send a fart to
Dave 💨
The situation
Texting killed the group chat
Think about the last thing sent in your group chat. Was it a meme from 2023? A thumbs-up react? A "lol"? Group chats don't die in an explosion. They die of politeness.
14 unanswered "we should hang soon"
+ 9 memes nobody reacted to
+ 1 poll that never resolved
+ ∞ days of total silence
= one (1) clinically dead group chat.
There's a defibrillator for that. 💨
The revival protocol
Three taps. One resurrection.
Pick your weapon
Browse the library by category — Classic, Squeaker, Thunder, Sneaky, Wet, Musical. Or hold the mic and record your own from, uh, source.
Pick your victim
Sync your contacts and see who's already on the app. Fire at one friend, or drop a bomb on the whole group at once.
SEND 💨
It lands as a push notification that plays out loud. In a quiet library. During class. You monster.
The arsenal
A curated library of certified rippers
Every sound hand-named, sorted into six categories. Or hold the record button and immortalize your own. Yes, it saves to your personal library. Yes, that's a feature.
The Classic
The one that started it all.
Thunder Down Under
Registers on the Richter scale.
Silent But Deadly
They'll never see it coming.
The Squeaker
Small. Mighty. Squeaky.
Wet Thunder
No further questions.
Old Faithful
Erupts on schedule.
Toot Symphony
Three movements. One cheek.
Earthquake
Structural damage possible.
…and that's just the free half of the shelf.
Don't break the chain
Build a streak.
Guard it with your life.
Fart with a friend on back-to-back days and a streak counter starts climbing. Miss a day and it dies — and we will notify you two hours before it does. Milestones at 3, 7, 30, and the number every middle-schooler already knows unlock exclusive badges.
🔔 NOTIFICATION · now
Your 41-day streak with Dave expires in 2 hours 💨
Do NOT let 41 days die on your watch. Send one. Right now.
"Silent But Deadly"
Dave → The Boys · tap to play 🔊
The viral part
Every fart is a shareable card
Send one and it auto-generates a card with the waveform, the name, and a link. Post it to your story. When your friends tap it, the sound plays right there in the browser — then it asks them to download the app to fart you back. This is either a growth engine or a public health incident. Possibly both.
Then they react: 😂 🤢 💀 🔥 — and yes, "💀 Dave died from your fart" is a real notification.
The trophy case
Achievements you'll be weirdly proud of
First Blast
Send your first fart
Social Butterfly
Add 10 friends
Streak Lord
Hit a 30-day streak
Nice.
Hit a 69-day streak
Night Owl
Send one at 2–5am
Carpet Bomber
10 farts in one minute
World Tour
Farts to 5+ countries
Century Club
Send 100 farts
Upgrade your output
The Fart Pass 💎
The app is free forever. The Pass is for professionals.
Free
$0 / forever
- 💨 Unlimited sending & receiving
- 💨 A dozen curated sounds
- 💨 Record your own (5 sec)
- 💨 Streaks, groups, leaderboard
- 💨 Every achievement
- 💨 A few ads (they fund the beans)
Fart Pass 💎
$2.99 · one-time · yours forever
- ✅ Everything in Free
- ✅ The entire sound library, unlocked
- ✅ Zero ads
- ✅ 10-second recordings (director's cut)
- ✅ Early access to new sounds
- ✅ The 💎 badge so everyone knows
Themed sound packs (Holiday Toots, Animal Edition) are on the way — one-time, a couple bucks, pure impulse buys.
Questions you're too embarrassed to ask
Is this incredibly stupid? +
Profoundly. That's the entire value proposition. Your dead group chat doesn't need another productivity app — it needs a reason to open its phone and laugh.
Couldn't I just send a fart GIF for free? +
You could've been doing that this whole time. You weren't. A GIF doesn't play out loud in a silent room, doesn't build a 60-day streak, and doesn't earn you the 'Carpet Bomber' badge. 🤷
Is it clean enough for my little brother? +
It's fart sounds and cartoon emojis — crude, not vulgar. No swearing built in. That said, users can record their own audio, so there's a report + block button on everything and real moderation behind it.
Will this get me in trouble at school? +
We are legally and morally unable to answer that. Consider auto-play off during exams.
Do you actually store my recordings safely? +
Yes — clips are capped at 5–10 seconds, stored encrypted, and you can delete your account and everything in it anytime. Genuinely boring and responsible on this one.
Go revive
something.
The group chat isn't going to save itself. Free, 30 seconds to install, and Dave has it coming.